Plus OneStreaming Video - 2019
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Right now you're kind of like that guy in an ice cream store who, like, samples every single flavor before he picks one. That guy sucks.
-But how can I know what's best, though?
It's just like, why is everybody so in love and just so
-- just sure? Dude, they're not.
We're not perfect. Me and xxyyzz getting married, we're just going for it. We don't know.
-So what's the point?
Because it's fun.
I mostly get, "Why do you spend so much time with that Radio Shack employee?"
-Radio Shack is -- is not a thing anymore.
Well, it still looks like you work there.
Seems to me like you're due for a white guy.
- Am I?
It's the Ping-Pong Effect. You always date the opposite of the person you just dated.
-Are Asians and whites opposite?
You look like someone who would do okay on "Survivor."
- Really? Mm-hmm. Like, you think I'd win?
You're good-looking enough to get far but not good-looking enough to win.
I can't do them on my own. It's impossible.
-It's 'cause you're lonely.
No. It's because you're not there. You're not there to -- to insult everything that I do. You're not there to make fun of groomsmen photos and -- and -- and vows and all the other bullshxt. You're not there to order fish at a fxcking diner. And the worst part about all this is that you're not there because I hurt you.
I don't think we have that long-term potential, but I had a fun time with her.
-You spent one night with her. How can you possibly know what kind of potential you have?
Alice, when you've been single as long as I have, you know what you want. And when you know what you want, you can cut bait way quicker.
-Yeah, but you don't know what you want.
I'm just trying to make sure the person I end up with is right. I'm trying to find, you know...
- Do not say "the one."
-Oh, my God. You're just... so stupid.
I don't think I am.
-Someone as grotesquely tall and gangly as you doesn't have the right to be picky.
Dad, you're a little bit hard to root for sometimes. When you and Mom split, it really messed me up. And I just decided I didn't want to be like you guys. I just wanted to find the one and -- and hang on to her forever. And now I'm completely alone.
I mean, my mom, she's just -- she's always yelling at my dad. And he's kind of checked out, you know? He just takes it. They didn't want my sister and I
to have to go through a divorce, so they just stuck it out. And it's just -- It's made them so sad. I think about the two of them sometimes in that house, just having dinner in silence, white-knuckling it.
But the truth is, if you spend your whole life looking for perfect... you wind up with nothing. See, there are many innings to this ballgame. And I don't think love is about chance run-ins or cute accidents. It's simpler than that. It's about finding someone you want to hang out with as long as humanly possible and just... just trying not to screw it up.
But you will mess up. No matter how hard you try, you'll get in your own way.
But if you can learn from your mistakes...
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